Weekend Plans - FML

Weekend Plans

FML Videos - 26/10/2018 18:30

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

sherbear86 21

Saturday 27 October 2018 3:16

I have found my spirit animal.

Lighthadow 3

Friday 26 October 2018 20:06

that's a really accurate representation of what is about to happen. Thank you for this!

Lighthadow 3

Friday 26 October 2018 20:06

that's a really accurate representation of what is about to happen. Thank you for this!

sherbear86 21

Saturday 27 October 2018 3:16

I have found my spirit animal.

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Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML

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Today, I saw a Tesla truck in my rear-view mirror and thought, "Oh, look how cool the front looks!" Five seconds later it rear-ended me. FML

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Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend when we came across the most beautiful piece of Japanese furniture. When I inspected it closely, my boyfriend started laughing. Turns out I was making the same noise I make when I orgasm in reaction to a piece of furniture. FML

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Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

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Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a dinner party tonight. I'm not. FML

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Today, I realized I am one of those people who has trouble reading their own handwriting. It looks like someone trying to write in cursive when they don't even have the slightest idea what cursive writing even is. I do know what it is. I'm just very, very rusty. FML

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