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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was driving home. It was late and I wanted to get home so I started speeding. I didn't wanna get a ticket so I slowed down everytime I saw a car that could be a cop, judging by headlights. There was a car with a busted headlight so I sped up. Couldn't be a cop car. It could. $216 proof. FML

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You deserved it 56 911

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 20:13 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 052

You deserved it 29 747

By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 900

You deserved it 49 585

By Savy - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 145

You deserved it 921

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 710

You deserved it 25 536

By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 559

You deserved it 25 268

By llostinreality - 30/09/2018 07:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, the blinker on my car was broken so I decided to play it safe and drive a different car to work. I guess it wouldn’t have mattered which car I drove, as the cop nicely told me one of the headlights was out when he pulled me over. FML

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You deserved it 408

It wasn't me, officer

By wrongcar - 03/11/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 404

You deserved it 2 530

By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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You deserved it 54 839

By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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You deserved it 97 204

By FML - 05/01/2012 15:56 - United States

Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 846

You deserved it 4 965

Drakonic 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 9:55

Did you know, that because he had a busted headlight.. you could've got him too. You may have $216 fine, but he could've lost his job over not taking good enough car of the police vehicle. :)

ztc14gk 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 9:53

Ironic how you decide to break the law to get home quicker and it ends up taking longer than ever. that's why you just try to drive drive the speed limit. logically you will get home quicker, but based on what actually does happen you don't. moral of this story, just drive carefully and you will get there faster and more importantly safe.

Comments

peopleplz2008 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:43

how about you just drive normal and get there the 5 minutes later than if you sped. YDI

MrJentipede 2

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:32

Crying about a ticket you deserve?

life_is_life 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 21:12

Three words. You deserve it.

BiggLJ 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 21:20

FYL and **** the pig for giving you a ticket. You weren't hurting anyone and most speed limits are too low anyways. No one deserves a fine like that just for speeding.

thubar 3

Sunday 17 May 2009 21:48

Why is over 12000 people saying he deserved it?! You idiots that say he deserved it wtf? The cop had a BROKEN HEADLIGHT! the cop was not only knowingly breaking the law too but also giving others tickets? This is an FYL you didn't deserve a ticket from a corrupt policeman... oh wait nearly every policeman is corrupt! Screw the police that sit on 25 mph roads all day long rather than preventing real crimes.

B00_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 21:52

You moron.

keogmama 3

Sunday 17 May 2009 22:10

In my home town there was a state trooper that drove around for 3 months with 1 headlight.

Shotta 3

Sunday 17 May 2009 22:20

**** cops.

Cham_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 22:41

Take that to court. A broken headlight is illegal. A cop with one just makes for an even more epic padiddle.

that_guy01 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 22:47

that sucks. I always do that haha i speed up to 70 or 80 and drop back down to 60 when i see headlights. I just have to say to all the douches on here though that the officer was just doing his job. And to the speed limit preachers stfu, nobody does the speed limit all the time, going 10 or 15 over in thin traffic won't hurt anybody, you're probably the asses going exactly the speed limit all alone on the road at 11 at night with no other vehicles around making me slam on brakes. You're the dicks, not the cops.