Wanker

bongoboy - 25/04/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was staying with my grandma. While in her bathroom, the floss I was using cut my gum which made me wince in slight pain. At the same time, my grandma was walking by in the corridor, so she stopped to say, "Don't wank in my bathroom you sicko!" Now my grandma thinks I'm a pervert. FML
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LoveFifteen 0

Umm, since when does masturbating making you a pervert?

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ZetsubouSensei 0

Haha, nice. But I say YDI for having sex-like pain noises, dude.

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boomBOOMshake 0

Wow, that's really funny.

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AtoZnumbersand_ 1

LOLOL im moderated this one. funny as. THIRD lol. Don't playa hate on me

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Metzler31 17

haha the first comment is gone on my iPhone, so now you're second! yay you! but that might be just me

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I_Deserved_It 10

#1, Good for you. Nobody cares. Ooh... my gums started to hurt reading this.

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boomBOOMshake 0

Wait, sexual pervert? There are other types of perverts?

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ZetsubouSensei 0

Haha, nice. But I say YDI for having sex-like pain noises, dude.

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potatopeeler 0

How bad did you cut it that you had to make noise?

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anonymousssss_fml 3

lol well that stinks for you. i hope you can convince her of what you were really doing. you could always show her the cut or something. good luck :)

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