Wanker

alicia - 20/12/2012 22:45 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
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verkaderk 9

Wait a second... So he would rather have his own hand touch his penis than your's?

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ThePsyche 9

Does anyone know what's up with all the YDI's lately? Even some that are genuine FML's are being voted YDI. Why?

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lindaruiz 5

Yes #70, I didn't spell it right. Thx for noticing. What does that have to do with what everyone else is responding to??

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Supahnova 14

I can't tell if you're another victim of this alleged glitch, or if more people honestly thought you deserved it.

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waterkins 7

Are you that ugly if he has to watch ****?

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Patswillreign 2

Sounds like you've let yourself go and don't turn him on anymore...or maybe you just suck at foreplay and he's tired of it. I feel sorry for the poor guy.

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CallmeRyuzaki 0

If the roles were reversed, it would be super hot. I guess we just have to accept that women are different than us.

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BigSexy123 11

Nope, definitely not alone in that. xD

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catanita 18

WOW. He is jerking off over a porno instead of you? That must suck.

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