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IronMonkey - 09/06/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I work for a company that sells a leading brand of condoms. They give away free condoms to employees at the office. I haven't gotten laid since I began working here. FML
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panicked 0

so the condoms are just piling up? give them to hobos in need or something.

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um_duh 0

Perhaps you need to get out more & find ladies you can test the product on? If all else fails get yourself a blow up doll ;)

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HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

Ayo ssfchik you just jealouse that the only thing touchin yo dick is yo hand

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thecure_fml 0

Soo? What Is The Problem? Dont Get One Then. Lol

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archfreak529 0

Dude, if they give away the condoms then they're probably broken... i wouldn't trust it haha

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rachelbrianna25 0

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mac_fml 0

at least you'll be prepared for when the time comes.

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aback 4

QUIT TELLING PEOPLE WHERE YOU WORK.

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redbluegreen 40

Big deal. I'm sure you're not the only one in the office not getting laid. It doesn't matter where you work, and if it's a big deal to you, just go out and meet someone. Companies give out free stuff from time to time, this place wouldn't be any different. Either you find a use for it or you don't. The end.

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xHaniffax 0

"Today, I work for a company that sells a leading brand of condoms....Tomorrow, I am an accountant...." So is it ONLY "Today" that you work there for?

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