Up your game

Anonymous - 06/05/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML
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fretforyerlatte 0

i guess you're not in much of a position to give her advice then, huh? unless you used to get it on all the time or something.

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Arian_fml 0

Why did you lie? And what makes you a sex guru?

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skarime 0

you know, that's not necessarily a bad thing.

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

#9 is right - if your friend is in a relationship and you are not, then this makes sense. If neither of you are in a relationship - your friend is a **** and you are not. Either way, not FML.

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rukusrazor 0

You're like Dr. Phil, you don't know when to shut up and say that you probably aren't the one to ask for advice.

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unlucky91 0

Well if she is asking for advice after having all that sex .. it probably isn't that good for her anyways

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DeeJayD 0

Not really an FML. Just mean's you're not a slutty ***** *****.

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fermata 0

And that's a problem because? You're not in a relationship. FYL?

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Go_Home 0

So it irritates you that you aren't a promiscuous ****? If that's the case then I think you have a HUGE problem here. Whereas your friend, assuming she has no boyfriend, isn't really the influence you're looking for. She's putting herself in alot of risks, if you want that... Then... Just hang a "**** Me" list on your door. Good luck :)

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CareBear0018 0

Uhm I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Having sex doesn't make you cool.

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