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GottaGetOuttaHere - 09/11/2018 13:30

Today, during my yearly review, I was told by my boss that mistakes in my paperwork will be investigated by our company legal team. He also said, "Think of them as the TV or movie version of Internal Affairs" and said that I would be considered "guilty until proven innocent." I can't afford to quit. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

White collar crime

potting shed woman - 27/05/2021 04:01

Today, after I told my boss I'd found a serious error that cost the company thousands each year, I found out he'd fled abroad. Turns out the error was him stealing for the past 40 years, our entire department is under investigation and the owner is considering scrapping our office and firing us. FML

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How is that fair?

Henry -

Today, I was promoted as an auditor at an insurance company. After finding 9 compliance violations and over $15,000 returned incorrectly, I reported them to my manager. She blamed me for all the mistakes and fired me. These mistakes happened two years before I was employed with the company. FML

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- 01/02/2017 06:40 - United States - Bedford Hills

Today, my co-workers and I have to fight for our jobs because of a mistake our managers made. They get to keep their jobs. FML

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KnightToucan - 21/06/2019 02:09

Today, I got written up at work over false accusations that I didn't do some safety tasks. The same tasks that were done before I had even arrived. FML

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ksa - 04/08/2015 19:06 - Poland - Katowice

Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML

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Compliant

Anonymous - 13/06/2024 15:00 - United States - Prospect

Today, I finally finished our two hour long yearly compliance training at work. Not five minutes later, I receive an email from our compliance department, notifying me of a complaint against me. FML

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Get out of here

Anon - - United States

Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML

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Devil's wages

fucked - 14/03/2014 19:40 - Canada

Today, my boss - AKA Satan - told me I'd better watch out, because I'm now top on his list of people to lay off next time the company downsizes. All I did was give a report to the board admitting that our sales are down this year. He blames me for making him look bad. FML

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The long goodbye

yupimher - 12/10/2019 22:00

Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML

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Just a prank, bro

Lucas - 11/02/2022 06:00

Today, our boss gave me and my team a final warning, because of a prank that one of my workmates played on him. It isn't the first time shit happens. The boss won't let us dispute it, either. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 22 October 2018 6:04

So wait until the final decision has been made. If you're innocent, you'll have nothing to worry about.

phaelnb 26

Friday 9 November 2018 16:26

Not how that's gonna work. "Guilty until proven innocent" means the boss can do whatever the hell he wants to screw someone over and get away with it.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 22 October 2018 6:04

So wait until the final decision has been made. If you're innocent, you'll have nothing to worry about.

phaelnb 26

Friday 9 November 2018 16:26

Not how that's gonna work. "Guilty until proven innocent" means the boss can do whatever the hell he wants to screw someone over and get away with it.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 9 November 2018 17:56

If OP's boss was going to screw him over anyway, why not just fire the poor bastard? onceuponatime456 is right. OP needs to get in touch with Matt Murdock, or Foggy Nelson, and be prepared to fight for his job, or at least some sort of severance package.