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True romantic

Anonymous - 28/03/2020 08:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. During the act, he looked deep in to my eyes before whispering, "Up the arse next time?" FML

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Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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Nuts

Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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Repetition

Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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Anonymous - 01/07/2016 18:24 - United States - Mission

Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML

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Lost in the sauce

klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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bugger - 22/02/2015 17:31

Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML

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Happy Valentine's Day

henhouse - - Australia - Brunswick East

Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML

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ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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Saturday 28 March 2020 15:08

Next time, up HIS arse?! SURE!!! Buy an extra-wide strap-on for "HIS" pleasure....

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 28 March 2020 9:38

Losing two virginities back-to-back? That's going to be a great story for the grandchildren. I can imagine you telling it every Thanksgiving. You know, when someone mentions stuffing. "Speaking of stuffing, let me tell you of the time Grandpa..." Good times!

supree14 3

Saturday 28 March 2020 8:28

He's a pig. Leave him before you get hurt.

DirtySalamander 9

Saturday 28 March 2020 10:40

he was asking, not demanding. lol

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 28 March 2020 9:38

Losing two virginities back-to-back? That's going to be a great story for the grandchildren. I can imagine you telling it every Thanksgiving. You know, when someone mentions stuffing. "Speaking of stuffing, let me tell you of the time Grandpa..." Good times!

jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 28 March 2020 15:08

Next time, up HIS arse?! SURE!!! Buy an extra-wide strap-on for "HIS" pleasure....

mskeptik 12

Saturday 28 March 2020 17:36

Why don't you gladly agree? Just say: "Sure honey, lube your arse and let me go grab my strap-on".

Vivien Lee 7

Saturday 28 March 2020 19:40

Ew....what kind of man is he?

MrGrumblebum 20

Sunday 29 March 2020 1:28

One that asks first, clearly.

Itsheragain 9

Sunday 29 March 2020 5:10

tell him, "yeah after you".

carrs2154 9

Sunday 29 March 2020 8:42

yikes!!

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