Intimacy Too late

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Anonymous - 27/10/2013 23:46 - United States - Paramus

Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML

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Anonymous - 13/07/2014 20:00 - Spain - Ripollet

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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newlywed - 27/02/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

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It's the thought that counts

slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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singleagain - 24/08/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML

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Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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Anonymous - 23/06/2021 13:59

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML

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Sue Ellen - 21/04/2014 15:43 - United States - Providence

Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told everyone how he started to fall in love with me after I blew him on our first date. FML

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Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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ApollosMyth 22

Monday 28 October 2013 3:09

Wow, that is very shallow of him.

flashback.miss 28

Monday 28 October 2013 3:10

sounds like you married a boy, not a man. but, on the other hand it could be nerves, talk to him. hopefully he was joking...

FerrisCat 7

Monday 28 October 2013 4:41

Maybe he's just figured out that he's gay?

buckdharma 37

Monday 28 October 2013 4:43

The poor guy needs a little time. Remember what happened when Forrest saw Jenny? He wound up naming a whole fleet of ships after her though, didn't he?

SergeantSnuggles 12

Monday 28 October 2013 4:49

lol don't worry, he's just nervous. idc what anyone tells you bit EVERYONE is nervous for their first time. everyone reacts different. talk to him and ease into intimacy.

Dcm210 19

Monday 28 October 2013 4:56

Ydi for waiting until marriage. Test drive before you marry.

Xalandra 17

Monday 28 October 2013 9:30

Yes, please impose your moral compass on others and look like a judgmental jackass.

Doukas 3

Monday 28 October 2013 5:02

it was probably exaduration and a joke.. you might put him in coma if it gets to sex :)

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Monday 28 October 2013 7:29

Exaggeration?

KawaiiCupcake 14

Monday 28 October 2013 5:05

I agree with the "husband" op! You didn't wanna be married to an immature boy to which looks matter a lot. I know that assholes like him can bring us down. Just remember that we have to keep out head high and love ourselves. Don't let this make u feel ugly or try to "fix" yourself! I bet your pretty! And there are many men that like small boobs. (If u have them) your IBTC sister :)