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Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML
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Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is ******.

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Today I went on a blind date with this really pretty girl. Trying to be funny I talked myself through the whole thing in third person. Her reaction...posting it on FML.com.FML

One of my many mottoes: Never trust anyone who speaks of themselves in the third person, unless they are doing it for ironic effect and you know them very well.

Brett likes all of the third-person comments. Self-narration is awesome.

Did he look like Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons? :D

elle thought it was cute.. it's fun talking in 3rd person..

Bee finds that Funny. Bee Laughed. But Bee also thinks it's sorta cute XD