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Todd is fine, and you?

blind_date - - United States

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 13 September 2009 12:05

Rachel thought this was funny

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 13 September 2009 12:06

Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is ******.

epicfailuremeh 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 19:15

Claudia lol'd at this one. FYL. Claudia is guessing that you did not ask him on a second date.

sammehsaurus 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 3:22

I'm on Alan's team:)

aussie827 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 18:24

David thought this was funny

jagd 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 11:15

edd just shat himself laughing

trangsta 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 15:39

Hahahahahahaha

fml98kevin 4

Saturday 29 January 2011 7:24

Kevin finds this funny.

ItsJussAle 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 21:42

Ale Got Some Giqqles Outta This&&Thinks You're A Very Lucky Woman ;) Ale Wishes She Could Meet Someone Like That :D

missfamousstar11 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:14

Em thinks that she should try this from now on :D

iluvevil01 11

Monday 11 July 2011 6:30

lol my best friend talks in the 3rd person all the time. drives me crazy!

AvikC818 8

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:37

Why were you on a date with Elmo?

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Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML

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Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML

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Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML

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Today, my coworker/landlady drunkenly told me in front of her kids that she’s my mom. I’ve never felt like she treated me as her daughter - more like an assistant while she’s the boss. I can’t tell if she said it to make her kids jealous or for another reason, but now I’m just mad. FML

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Today, I went early Xmas shopping for my daughter and almost spent my whole paycheck for the week on her, only to have some asshole grab my bag and run off, stealing all her gifts, all in front of a security guard and store employee, who did nothing to help. FML

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Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML

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