Kids Today, while working with my son on potty training, I mentioned... - FML

Angelrose2004 - 13/05/2016 13:37 - United States - Plainfield

Today, while working with my son on potty training, I mentioned going pee pee. As the words pee pee rolled off my tongue, I wet my pants. FML

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Sunday 15 May 2016 12:10

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Today, the guy I thought I was exclusive with admitted that the only reason he comes over is because no one else will sleep with him. FML

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Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML

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Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML

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