What comes around goes around, asshole.

I only ever THINK about doing things like that. I would never do them. And then I would have felt bad for thinking about spitting on her pizza D:

******* asshole!

i hope someone steals your car, drives it to your girlfriends house (if you even have one), bangs her till he's dry, drives it to your house, totals it in the process of parking, and proceeds to spit on your knob. **** you jackass. ******* with someone's food is probably one of the easiest ways to get the living shit beat out of you, and it'd be well deserved. if you'd go to school and not be so jealous of the college kids, maybe you wouldn't be so stupid and realize what a douchebag you are. Go **** yourself.

if you were an ice cream flavor, you would be pralines and dick.

# 453, you're a immature little douche licker. Nothing merits someone spitting into food--that's just disgusting. And spitting into someone's food is hardly "standing up for oneself" especially when preparing and serving/delivering food is someone's JOB. If OP had a legitimate reason to stand up for him/herself (he DIDN'T, but let's just say he did), then a face-to-face confrontation would suffice. Spitting into someone's food is immature and cowardly, and hardly "cool." What are you, 12? OP, you deserve any guilt you feel. It doesn't matter if the woman was in a wheel chair. What you did was disgusting no matter what, and no one deserves that. Let this be a lesson to you not to judge people you don't know. Obviously you didn't know the reason for them having their pizza delivered so you shouldn't have jumped to conclusions and assumed the customer was lazy.

I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but you're a piece of shit.

What's with the angry internet mob saying the OP should die and rot in hell? While the OP made a bad, ill-considered move by spitting on the pizza, she was under a lot of stress at work (it's clear that delivering is only part of her job, and she was very busy already), and the odds were that a person who ordered was able to walk six minutes (most people who attend college are). #365 and #436, did you consider that everybody has germs in their mouths, and that only a miniscule amount have the potential to be harmful? #312 and #373: Symphony? Seriously? If you're going to mock someone and call them a "sick bastard", get your words right. OP: FYL, in no way was spitting in a pizza acceptable, but the whole situation sucked, and I feel for you. (On a side note, #399 proved Godwin's Law, which states "As an [Internet] discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1")

I hope you learned that the world does not revolve around you.

#476: Your mouth germs aren't harmful...to YOU. They may be harmful to others, especially if you're carrying something you have an immunity to, while they haven't got that immunity. And for ****'s sake, why do I even need to argue this? It's illegal, it's wrong, it's unsanitary, it's dangerous, and it's disgusting. How on earth could you feel for this person?