Today while working at a historic center based in a 1901 logging... - FML

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By "Abby Herendeen" - 18/10/2018 19:27

Today while working at a historic center based in a 1901 logging camp, I accidentally said "cunt" instead of "cut" when telling visitors about the work loggers did in said logging camp. The visitors were a bunch of youth group girls no older than 13 and as young as 8...FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 21 October 2018 9:49

I bet you felt like a cut.

Abby Herendeen 6

Friday 2 November 2018 0:42

Hell yeah. Especially since I said it three times in a row trying to correct myself. The adult chaperones looked less than impressed

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 21 October 2018 9:49

I bet you felt like a cut.

Abby Herendeen 6

Friday 2 November 2018 0:42

Hell yeah. Especially since I said it three times in a row trying to correct myself. The adult chaperones looked less than impressed

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