Health: Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a... - FML

By DreamStatic - 29/07/2013 02:16 - United States - Hinesville

Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML

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DreamStatic 8

Monday 29 July 2013 17:31

Forgive me FML, for I have sinned.

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then000bster 16

Monday 29 July 2013 10:35

Man, I've been sinning all my life!

dogpfcorn 11

Monday 29 July 2013 10:36

If ******** is a sin I wonder what her view on sex is....

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gatorgirl2669 6

Sunday 4 August 2013 12:49

i woulda said "and i hear an old biddy that needs to go take her meds... bitch if you dont quit!!!!!" lol i also might have flung wet toliet paper over the stall door at her till she quit

revidffum69 22

Tuesday 6 August 2013 7:13

Was OP rubbing one out? Maybe the old lady could smell OP's juices.........

lotusenta 14

Sunday 25 August 2013 9:52

ydi simply for the fact that you were at a Wal-Mart...

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 2 December 2014 5:54

Since when is ******** sin?

Amant97 14

Wednesday 17 June 2015 19:50

I'm sinning [********] while reading this.

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