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By juli - 24/07/2010 17:47 - Taiwan

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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Where are you?

By howard1954 - 27/10/2020 17:02

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to take him 30 minutes away to meet his friends so he could go fishing, adding that they wouldn't be gone all night. I dropped him off 13 hours ago, and he doesn't have a phone. FML

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By ButItWasRareDad! - 03/08/2016 22:21 - United States - Chicago

Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML

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By pissedchick - 07/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML

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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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Rage against the wrong machine

By shit happens??? - 20/05/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend who’s rage quit multiple games, screamed cuss words for hitting too many red lights, and broke his new phone when a legendary Pokémon escaped after a raid in Pokémon Go, told me I was too dramatic. Sorry for being depressed that my biopsy results weren’t good. Shit happens, huh? FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By cincity - 20/07/2018 15:00

Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML

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By ihatepokemon - 22/07/2013 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

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All's well that ends well

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 03:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML

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jaycro 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:28

real men cry for pokemon

pingpongpenguin 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:09

are you dating or baby sitting?

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Razman201 14

Tuesday 20 September 2011 18:07

So you don't like mudkips then =0 But pokemon are like pets its understandable, but it gives you something to do on the journey. Only if he lets you play it lol.

Kolle 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:17

Break up with the loser. Omfg -.-

jhb33 4

Thursday 17 November 2011 3:08

Ydi for not bringing his DS

nefertiti89 6

Thursday 17 November 2011 19:44

OP => PEDOPHILE

phatway12 13

Saturday 7 January 2012 18:51

I'M nerdy and even that's too much

MorningGranite 3

Sunday 15 January 2012 11:04

Omg... Dump him

josh_yokin 2

Wednesday 26 September 2012 17:23

bitches like you just wanna watch the world burn

Plasmalaser 11

Thursday 17 May 2012 5:08

Its sad that he play pokemon, but yeah bro i would cry too if i took 8 HOURS to go to a pokemon event and didnt bring my ds

blink_kid 32

Friday 10 August 2012 14:21

Probably worse than when my ex insisted I carried his DS around in his bag all day so he could "meet people" with it or something. I don't even know.

ChakatBlackstar 29

Wednesday 17 July 2013 20:57

The new DS' have Mii's like the Wii did, and they can exchange data wirelessly with other DS and then play games with those new Miis. BTW, best places to do it are schools and airports.

slimashli 7

Monday 20 October 2014 5:47

pussy much?

TechnoStew 21

Wednesday 11 March 2015 16:11

How the hell do you forget your DS for a Pokemon event????

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Today, my sister trashed all our family's antique books, saying, "I don't want a thousand old books written by dead white men." They were family heirlooms from the 19th century, and the whole collection was worth thousands. FML

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Today, I had a meeting at work with my board of directors for a potential promotion. When one of them told a joke, I politely let out an amused snort. Then, I noticed my director's white shirt and tie covered in red splatter. I nose bled all over the director of my company. FML

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