By Anonymous - 18/03/2015 15:02 - Australia - Mangerton

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Today, while camping, I was given the sex talk, along with visuals created with marshmallows and a roasting fork. FML
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Kallian_fml 21

I wish you'd given us more detail, OP, my imagination is terrible!

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Cian_1 28

I really want you to re-enact this, film it and give us a link. Sounds hilarious. :P

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mistress_paz 30

Ouch, don't use fire or piercing metal the first time!

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tranced_ 45

Go camping they said, it would be fun they said.

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misfitunfit 21

Just in case it wasn't mentioned, please don't hold your partner over an open flame.

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RedPillSucks 31

wait. isnt that whats meant bt "chestnuts roasting on an open fire"?

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abNormal62 23

As you got the sex talk, were you imagining your first time? Who would you have called? You were thinking of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man weren't you? Bill Murray would have been so proud?

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LostInTheZone11 29

Nice thinking Ray.

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anonpbc 20

we must have an illustration! that's forking gold!

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jerome72 14

I wouldnt be able to take them seriously

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danceinconverse 25

I really hope they made it clear that a male should not in fact have three skewers. Nor should they be sharp.

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