Today, I went commando for the first time. Unfortunately for... - FML

Dumbass Commando - 19/03/2018 09:05 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I went commando for the first time. Unfortunately for me, I forgot this important fact when I was getting changed for gym class. I accidentally showed all my friends, my junk. Bring on the helmet jokes. FML

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Thursday 22 March 2018 0:41

Helmet jokes? Why? Are you in military school? Or does the word "helmet" feature prominently in your life? Because I'm tempted to argue that they'll have other material that doesn't even mention the "helmet".

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 22 March 2018 0:41

Helmet jokes? Why? Are you in military school? Or does the word "helmet" feature prominently in your life? Because I'm tempted to argue that they'll have other material that doesn't even mention the "helmet".

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