Miscellaneous Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

cs - 13/02/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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shoopbadeewoop - 08/03/2014 21:43

Today, it was snowing. After answering a call, I put my phone into my jacket pocket, and hurried across the road. I quickly realised my phone hadn't slipped into my pocket after all, and I turned around in time to see a snowplow go by. I couldn't find my phone in the snowdrifts. FML

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Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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Anonymous - 16/07/2025 20:00 - Australia

Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML

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enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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no_service - 19/06/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML

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Kris - 06/12/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

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Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:14 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML

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Anonymous - 16/04/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML

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oliver86 8

Sunday 13 February 2011 10:20

better than finding it with a lawn mower

DahkLohd 4

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:18

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down? The snowblower was coming. :D

yourlifefails123 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 15:19

tisk tisk

KingDingALing 9

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:13

What? Are you high and drunk at the same time? Or just completely retarded?

cowboyy_fml 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 22:25

I don't get it

dibbiuns 0

Monday 14 February 2011 23:58

it means my lost phone went through the snowblower

happysmartg 5

Monday 14 February 2011 1:43

well you found it!

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Monday 14 February 2011 3:35

Well, did it give it back? Of course it did! *Chortles*

dansco 24

Monday 14 February 2011 4:39

Did it find your brain too?!

lolslugfest 0

Monday 14 February 2011 5:47

you must be a fricken dumbass because it was in the 40's today in wisconsin. good job making up a story kid!

varkey 7

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:50

so you found it?

soxfreak720 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 17:38

I did the same thing...it survived though,only the die today when I whipped it at my wall :(

J75thFerret 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 15:58

yep this world can be a bit screwed up

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Today, I went running to the gym on the way to work and I forgot to bring a spare shirt. All I have to wear is a wet white tshirt. FML

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Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML

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Today, my boyfriend wanted a blowjob, shortly after we've started dating. He said to be careful because he blows a massive load. Thinking he's full of crap, I rolled my eyes and got to work. Had him going and then a massive load shot down my throat and a bunch of fire hoses sprayed out my nose. It burned so bad. FML

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Today, I was feeling stressed about some upcoming exams, so I went on a nice relaxing nature walk through the nearby bushland. I slipped off a rock and landed in knee-deep mud that claimed my shoe when I pulled my leg free. I'm even more stressed now. FML

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Today, during a presentation, I gestured too dramatically and launched my pen across the room. It bounced off the projector screen, hit my boss’s coffee cup, and splattered it across the conference table. Everyone froze while I jokingly apologized to the table. FML

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