Miscellaneous: Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside.... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

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By stinkyhair - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By good-samaritan-fail - 06/10/2009 15:56 - Australia

Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML

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By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By Maggie - 17/03/2020 17:00

Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML

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By mississpissi - 14/07/2015 12:00 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, the waste disposal truck managed to tip over a Portapotty on our work site, causing the contents to overflow and run down the bank towards my Portakabin office, where someone had left the door open. All my money, ID, and my car keys are now shut off to me by a river of shit. FML

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By S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 18:57 - United States

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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zukinihudini 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 2:17

Dont they just push open?

JustinComments 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 2:55

What a shitty situ-.. Just kidding that's not funny..

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vbmg152 18

Sunday 13 November 2011 6:25

Never use those things!!! Don't you know how nasty they are?? Gross!!! You deserve it!!

MrLuvinmalife 6

Sunday 13 November 2011 6:42

Really? that sucks... i'm sorry to hear that.

snafubar 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 6:44

I'd say holy shit that sucks. But there's nothing holy about a portapotty.

robertwood 2

Sunday 13 November 2011 6:50

haha!! your stuck in a place full of shit when the hell do port-a- pottys have handles??

dropkik19 2

Sunday 13 November 2011 6:51

Grow a pair a kick it open

nerdchic 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 7:32

I was at the msu game today and I had to pee and when I opened the door to the porter potty - it looked like it exploded... So disgusting

Wise_Old_Guy 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 7:35

If you're like me and like to have a weapon by my side at all times during construction work, a shovel is a best friend when you need to dig your way out.

HappyJello 7

Sunday 13 November 2011 7:41

Aww that sucks. How'd you get out? You got out right?

laneyp 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 7:41

Well that's shitty luck!

Wise_Old_Guy 3

Sunday 13 November 2011 8:01

that's why I carry a shovel everywhere I go because you never know when you get stuck in crappy situations like this.

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