Today the day after I got home from the hospital because I just... - FML

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By cheaters never win - 11/11/2017 14:55

Today the day after I got home from the hospital because I just had my first child, I got a Facebook message saying that my baby's father and his ex girlfriend are having a baby and she's due in may. When I asked him about it he told me to F off. FML

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Akitakat 31

Monday 13 November 2017 14:46

What a twat! I can’t imagine how you feel emotionally right now. Please focus all your energy on that beautiful new baby! He surely doesn’t deserve it... nor the two of you! Shalom...

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Akitakat 31

Monday 13 November 2017 14:46

What a twat! I can’t imagine how you feel emotionally right now. Please focus all your energy on that beautiful new baby! He surely doesn’t deserve it... nor the two of you! Shalom...

Mynxie 26

Monday 13 November 2017 19:11

Unless you are in a relationship with the father of your child when you became pregnant or when she became pregnant, it really isn't any of your business.

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