Spiders, Phobias Animals Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that...

terrified - 08/06/2015 03:13 - United States - Union Star

Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML

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Anonymous - 04/10/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and every day for the last ten days, I’ve woken up in the morning and found another new spider somewhere in my room, ten days in a row. I don’t know where the bastards are coming from but I’m seriously considering sleeping in another room, or buying a new house. FML

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spider-sarah - 08/10/2016 09:35 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out the hard way that if you leave your sheets on the washing line too long, spiders will go and make their new home in them. FML

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Anonymous - 20/04/2022 12:00

Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML

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Anonim23 - 15/08/2019 20:00

Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML

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dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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Anonymous - 03/06/2014 08:56 - United Kingdom - Dunmow

Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML

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dre_bro11 - - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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Freaked

AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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chrskr13 - 28/07/2023 12:00 - Denmark - Soborg

Today, I had to sleep on couch cushions on the kitchen floor because I saw a tiny spider crawl under my bed. FML

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yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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Monday 8 June 2015 14:28

Burn it, burn it to the ground

weedle99 23

Monday 8 June 2015 14:30

Exterminator?

Mandybruin 15

Wednesday 10 June 2015 8:32

Do you live in the woods? My gosh!

Tiegan_waz_here 8

Wednesday 10 June 2015 14:55

Sounds like you're in Australia

macironicheez 7

Thursday 11 June 2015 5:14

Learn parseltongue

ConstantlyAnna 8

Thursday 11 June 2015 5:59

Here in Australia, I shake out my shoes before i put them on every single time. And i live in the suburbs of a major city!

pinque 19

Friday 12 June 2015 5:10

And why haven't you burned your house down yet ?

Blockatiel_2003 0

Friday 12 June 2015 23:00

All aboard the nope train!!!

NotPsycho 17

Monday 15 June 2015 7:10

I like to think of spiders God's way of saying he hates us.

GhettoFishy 8

Wednesday 17 June 2015 21:43

The amount of spiders is TOO DAMN HIGH!

MetaFoxStar 11

Saturday 11 July 2015 10:27

omgsh kill the spiders. sticky traps cups of sugar water on the floor. poison. use a shoe!

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Monday 3 August 2015 15:06

my landlord refuses to fix that problem at this house.... its sooo much fun waking up to a brown recluse next to you in bed

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