Animals: Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our...

By shrdlu - 22/12/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML

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shrdlu 28

Friday 23 December 2011 0:40

Nobody else'll want 'em now anyway.

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blackstar994 5

Friday 23 December 2011 0:27

They're all his now.

ThatLooksSticky 16

Friday 23 December 2011 0:58

#19, that's not the bright side...it's the brown side.

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meanmachine888 0

Friday 23 December 2011 0:58

I guess he want all your gifts

xoxPatrina 8

Friday 23 December 2011 1:04

Merry Christmas(;

MommaMuff 6

Friday 23 December 2011 1:05

YDI for having gifts while there are starving babies in Africa....oh, and the United States.

lolza 0

Friday 23 December 2011 1:06

Our dog has been bitting all the presents open so we have to re wrap them..

Rainchikmoo 6

Friday 23 December 2011 1:09

I know your pain OP, my pup did that too. Maybe they just want to contribute a little something ;p

DOCT0RJONES 0

Friday 23 December 2011 1:13

It should dry by Christmas.....

kayhay88 0

Friday 23 December 2011 1:18

Now that's a sticky situation

Daydreemdie 0

Friday 23 December 2011 1:21

He owns them now:) why not train him?

jordantiner 0

Friday 23 December 2011 1:35

Time to burn those gifts and buy some new ones:)

sorrowevicteon 9

Friday 23 December 2011 1:36

Same here. Cat.

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