By Mouhahaa - 09/05/2012 03:48 - France

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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monicadempsy 5

Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.

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onlychildFTW 33

Never take food from a woman's plate or anyone's plate without asking. Especially when she's armed!

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Zaayuro 9

She must've had multiple siblings lol

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MajicSenpai 12

She could have started out with "Hey, please don't take food from my plate."

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Angelica124 13

Ask before you take women's food or risk losing your limbs

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EDGE1095 20

well even i would've done the same to somebody taking my fries :p

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HarleyGal12 18

YDI for trying to take her food XD

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ThunderLightTSV 31

Don't be that guy, you'll get stabbed.

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withered 30

Did you marry Marceline from Adventure Time? :P

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taylorbalint32 8

Damn dude, the woman must really like her fries? FYL

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shubhaam 1

Seems like a thing a violent Joey would do!

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peithecelt 28

french fries are sacred. that was your own fault.

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