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By Annoyedchicken - 05/06/2016 08:49 - Netherlands - Terneuzen

Today, my soon-to-be husband has taken up the habit of mindlessly scrolling through his phone and just give 'yes' or 'no' answers whenever I try to talk to him. I feel like I'm living with a teenager. FML

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brewmasterg 34

Monday 6 June 2016 12:08

Just because something is bothering you doesn't mean it's any less immature to communicate like a child.

amsterdamgirl 20

Sunday 5 June 2016 20:54

find fun stuff to make him agree to or turn down and tape it.

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amsterdamgirl 20

Sunday 5 June 2016 20:54

find fun stuff to make him agree to or turn down and tape it.

Unlucky1232 20

Monday 6 June 2016 6:46

I'm going to give the benefit of the doubt and say maybe something is bugging him. i mean that's similar to how i act. Otherwise he's just an ass... let's hope it's the former.

brewmasterg 34

Monday 6 June 2016 12:08

Just because something is bothering you doesn't mean it's any less immature to communicate like a child.

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