Miscellaneous: Today, my sister won't let me be at her boot camp graduation.... - FML

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By anonymous - 19/12/2016 22:10 - United States

Today, my sister won't let me be at her boot camp graduation. She instead invited her girlfriend of one month. I guess we know who's more important. FML

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Mynxie 26

Tuesday 20 December 2016 7:05

Sorry to hear that, OP.

pettyjohn1995 14

Wednesday 21 December 2016 6:07

Well, yeah, that's to be expected when your family gets to the serious dating age. If there is limited space, it usually goes to the significant other and parents. I know it's weird to miss a major event in her life, but it doesn't seem like she's being malicious. Celebrate with her when she comes home OP

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Mynxie 26

Tuesday 20 December 2016 7:05

Sorry to hear that, OP.

pettyjohn1995 14

Wednesday 21 December 2016 6:07

Well, yeah, that's to be expected when your family gets to the serious dating age. If there is limited space, it usually goes to the significant other and parents. I know it's weird to miss a major event in her life, but it doesn't seem like she's being malicious. Celebrate with her when she comes home OP

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