Kids: Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal... - FML

By SpiderFather - 02/07/2013 08:01 - France

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

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lhazz11 23

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:56

At least he's creative

Nolimit2217 32

Tuesday 2 July 2013 18:56

I like his style.

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guci101 14

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:05

At least he knows how the microwave works... I sure didnt know that at 7 years old.

chuckcloninger 12

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:06

You got a great kid there! Be sure you appreciate them while he's young. Someday he's going to grow up to marry a woman you don't like and make your life miserable. :-)

clevercake 21

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:08

brb. off to find a spider.

ViviMage 39

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:11

Don't quit your day job yet, Peter Parker!

Bobby_Shane 11

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:12

Worth a try

Jemm_fml 29

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:19

...brb

pnutbutternjelly 15

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:19

That does suck, but I love how your kid thinks :)

tashbee 6

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:33

That's awesome!

Megan98 18

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:34

That's a pretty good plan!

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:38

Hope he doesn't try to revive it afterwords.,,

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