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By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 00:53 - United States - Burlington Flats

Today, my school had assembly and a hypnotist came in, during his performance I sharted in my pants. He then told the people that were being hypnotized that they would smell a horrible scent. Their faces cringed because of the smell of my shit, they thought it was part of the act. FML
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trucker2 33

What are you complaining for.... He just took the heat... For something you did

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Lct1196 31

It was unfortunate that you sharted, but lucky as hell that the hypnotist is a complete bro. You should be counting your lucky stars

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trucker2 33

What are you complaining for.... He just took the heat... For something you did

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Lct1196 31

It was unfortunate that you sharted, but lucky as hell that the hypnotist is a complete bro. You should be counting your lucky stars

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masmalaque 21

how can you shart your pants?? aren't you a little old for that?

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smallandroid 26

I've never personally done it, but I've gotten pretty close. Have you never been violently ill before?

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I_Like_Boobs 14

what a shitty situation. I hope you went to thank the hypnotist

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Hippohighasakite 21

Dude that hypnotist bailed you out! What a bro!

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