By Anonymous - 21/10/2009 03:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, my roommate revealed that the reason he's so grumpy is because he hasn't gotten laid in a year. I'm his only female friend, and the entire time he talked to me, he stared at my chest. FML
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benshady 0

he's got to get it from somewhere so grab a rubber and get hot and steamy with him

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topramen 0

awesome... maybe you should have taken your top off?

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gigglepuff 3

OOOOO maybe he needs some tiger blood.....he defiantly not WINNING..or scoring as a matter of fact lmao.

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aerosmith3312 2

Today, I haven't gotten laid in over a year. When I tried to talk to my only female friend about it she completely ignored my hints and proceded tease me with her awesome rack. FML

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SonjaJay 0

Obviously he is saying that hinting that he wants to hook up.

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pleit3 0

I look at my best friend **** too. turns out it actually works and we ******. maybe he was trying to do the same.

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thepatty8474 10

^^ yeah maybe she has a bf and doesnt wanna do that...

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ifinsane 6

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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ClaremoreZebra 8

It's a big deal man. Where have you been?!

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paintedchocolate 30

C'mon, have some mercy on the poor guy. ;)

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foxyhasmybooty 16

I would have let him hit it you should he has got to get it somewhere definitely so give it to him

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