Miscellaneous: Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's.... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML

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Lonely_Lez 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:17

Not gonna lie that actually sounds like it would be pretty fun.

Duckasaurus 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:17

WHAT'S WRONG WITH CHUCK E. CHEESE? THAT PLACE IS ******* AWESOME!

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Chromefox 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 10:35

Your parents are awesome. I wish I could have a birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's.

c6dragster 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 10:37

thats ****** awesome

DingusLvl5 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 11:21

How is this an FML?! Lucky u!

RhymePrime 7

Tuesday 30 June 2009 13:13

AWESOME. When I was little I had a party at Chuck E Cheese that was adjacent to a party for a 70+ year old.

bettyboop274 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 13:46

Congrats dude. But you may wanna let them in on a little secret, your 18 not 8. But then again, Chuck E Cheese's ******* rad, you sould be honoured (:

phatdaddy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 14:17

AWESOME!!!! Why's this bad?

FaperPairy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 14:31

Quit complaining. Chuck E Cheese's is amazing. :) My 3 y/o niece's birthday party will be there and I think I'm more excited than her.

furry_fml 6

Tuesday 30 June 2009 15:25

Chuck E Cheese's, where an 18 year old can be an 18 year old. LOL

bigraws23 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 15:40

Tell them you will show up. Then bail. When they ask why say your not two, and the second you found out where you where going you started looking for apartments. Wherewere for real though?Looking for apartents.

cabbage2689 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 16:22

dude, i just turned 20, and i LOVE chuckie cheese's

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