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By rycubed - 21/05/2016 19:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my package arrived in the mail. I have a habit of opening my mother's packages when they arrive just because it feels like a mini-Christmas. My package arrived while I was away and my mother decided to return the favor. I'm a closeted gay. My package was a dildo. FML
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You deserved it 68
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soovyl 18

I guess you kind of deserved that, OP. Your mother's packages are hers, and you really shouldn't be opening them. On the other note, hopefully she took it well?

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madmonster25 14

Yeahhh... No offence OP but you kinda get what you give in situations like this, you open hers, expect her to open yours! But on a different note... Congratulations on coming out (even if it WAS an accident)!

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soovyl 18

I guess you kind of deserved that, OP. Your mother's packages are hers, and you really shouldn't be opening them. On the other note, hopefully she took it well?

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Draysor 6

I agree. Even though it's OP's mother I'm pretty sure it's illegal to open someone else's mail.

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madmonster25 14

Yeahhh... No offence OP but you kinda get what you give in situations like this, you open hers, expect her to open yours! But on a different note... Congratulations on coming out (even if it WAS an accident)!

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ImagineCrazy 27

Because straight men can't put things up their butt?

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