Transportation Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the... - FML

Diesel - 03/05/2011 14:23 - Belgium

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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Anonymous - 15/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Miami

Today, for the second time this year, my motorcycle has been stolen, with no hope of recovery. The thieves even tore out the GPS tracking unit I'd installed to prevent it happening again. FML

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dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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This is how I roll

Carrie P - 14/08/2024 20:00 - France - Lambesc

Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML

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Stop! Thief!

kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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ImaCanuck 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:50

So why wouldn't you call the cops at least once out of both times?

ceddyz17 10

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:50

dude throws a rock at him

annihil8or 15

Wednesday 4 May 2011 14:47

Another reas

AustrianChaos 3

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:42

Some people have seen too many action films I guess. To OP, sorry for your bike. What model was it? Anyways, I hope it turns up unharmed, or that the dirty thief at least ends up in a guardrail with it, nicely sliced.

kekywobble 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:29

hunt his ass down!

birdie013 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:45

I would've dropped him

Evey99 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 3:19

And why didn't you call the cops?

02h 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 18:53

He showing off his new bike

skoobybx5 0

Friday 6 May 2011 10:05

lol damn bruh I woulda threw a rock at em

zooyork10 0

Friday 6 May 2011 19:32

XD and you didn't stop them lol

Risket 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 8:55

Your name is Diesel and you ride a motorcycle. I'd say you had it coming.

julian1122 0

Monday 9 May 2011 6:54

you're dumb as shit for not calling the police

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