Health: Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution...

By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 10:29 - France - Paris

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

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HowieDoIt 21

Tuesday 9 April 2013 17:42

What'd you have to eat? "Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza..."

patacus 14

Tuesday 9 April 2013 17:41

extra credit?

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dspolleke 19

Wednesday 8 May 2013 14:25

A picture says more than a thousand words. 19 words say more than 20 pictures..

lightskinlove 7

Sunday 12 May 2013 4:39

That's sooo gross !

emily689 25

Monday 13 January 2014 5:18

Oh my gosh I'm dying haha

91hayek 31

Thursday 8 May 2014 9:47

Just had to say this is the worst illustrated FML I have ever seen. By far.

bleedingglitter 24

Sunday 12 April 2015 13:24

Floss.

mrmittens69 16

Saturday 21 November 2015 17:57

Halitosis is not a real thing. It was made up by listerine in the 1940's

Mozelle123 10

Sunday 4 June 2017 1:25

To everyone who doesn't know, Halitosis is more commonly known as bad breath.

helllojessie 14

Sunday 28 July 2024 5:17

halitosis? hell no sis.

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