By sick and lonely - 27/08/2016 03:19 - United States - Rockford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I had a fever from a stomach virus. I was shivering with cold sweats while she explained there was nothing wrong with our relationship, but she would regret not giving her cheating ex a second chance. FML
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Tripartita 44

(Insert generic comment about how you're somehow lucky to have gotten dumped in such a bad way because… uh… it might save you trouble later, ignoring the fact that the actual FML is getting dumped at all and finding out that you have feelings for somebody so messed up. Mention bullets if necessary.)

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Araoth 5

Nobody still said this? Unbelievable! That's a shitty situation you're in! :-D Get it, cause of the stomach virus? OK, I'll see myself out...

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I don't know, but if I were ever cheated on in a relationship, I wouldn't give them a second chance.

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Momperella 5

You poor baby. To your ex, Karma's a Bitch, Bitch! ?

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Unlucky1232 20

she's either a bitch or one hell of a doormat

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LevelupKid 8

seriously....WHAT THE ****?! It's official women are ******* crazy....

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lifes_rough23 8

well she's not the brightest crayon on the crayon box. seriously though you can do better.

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YourOpinionSucks 22

For some reason this was so satisfying to read. But what I always say is if they dump you, go **** their sister. (or closest female relative)

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