Today, my daughter told me she wants another mom for her birthday.... - FML

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By sare - 12/10/2018 05:02

Today, my daughter told me she wants another mom for her birthday. she will be 6 in 3 days. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 15 October 2018 0:11

But does she want to replace you, or her dad? She said "another mom", not "a different mom".

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 15 October 2018 0:11

But does she want to replace you, or her dad? She said "another mom", not "a different mom".

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