By goodbye cruel world - 01/12/2012 01:28 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
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sens3sfailing 24

it sounds like your dad is either awesome, or needs to quite his job as a rat farmer.

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Welshite 39

Your username is "goodbye cruel world"? You brought this on yourself.

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evilpokey 11

your dead pwns noobs sorry noob hey look on the bright side you have 2 weeks to get better at cod

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spottyblanket 8

YDI, learn how to coummicate other than excessive swearing. Shouting at something that does not go your way is kind of childish. I'd have grounded you too.

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racefreak 2

Wow, lol. He must train while ur sleeping

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rmkangas 5

I bet you now found out what your dad does when he is gone.

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KaseyJones 1

You mess with the bull you get the horns. Your dad was playing video games before you were born and maybe even during your conception....wise man say..When Gaming against a gamer level the playing field...challenge him to something you both suck at....like a game of life.

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UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Your dad would swear twice as much If he tried to mess with that kind of advanced technology

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