Love: Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML

By The Clitshank Redemption - 05/06/2013 23:11 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML

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SS99_fml 20

Thursday 6 June 2013 5:32

Woah... either he's crazy in love or....he's just crazy. I'm gonna go with the latter... Save yoursellffff!!

zingline89 18

Thursday 6 June 2013 5:34

How did you do the math so fast??

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lightningbug26 5

Sunday 9 June 2013 4:05

Run!

lzmo 20

Sunday 9 June 2013 9:47

......WTF?!

Layine 1

Sunday 9 June 2013 10:50

haha green card?!

silvanawernli 5

Sunday 9 June 2013 11:28

HAHAHHAH OMG :D :O

IMthephoenix 12

Sunday 9 June 2013 18:58

Better to have loved and lost then be married to a crazy person. Seriously this dude sounds unbalanced. Run Away NOW!

closeknitfamily 8

Monday 10 June 2013 0:37

I see a move and a name change in your future

Moe2311 2

Monday 10 June 2013 7:40

I had a math teacher whose mother reportedly said yes to her husband's proposal after knowing him an hour. At least that's what she told my class.

kgarst 2

Monday 10 June 2013 17:39

Run!

jamesbride 1

Monday 10 June 2013 23:09

My boyfriend of 9 days asked me to marry him and I said yes. Here we are 28 years later. Sometimes happily ever after does come true.

britneylee 1

Tuesday 11 June 2013 20:53

RUUUUUUUN!!!!!!

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