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By shininghayley - 15/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

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Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML

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martic835 2

Monday 15 February 2010 12:52

That sounds cute. Goodness, get over yourself.

JDub0928 0

Monday 15 February 2010 12:40

who cares. not a big deal.

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Friday 20 November 2015 23:50

It's called getting to know the family

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Monday 20 June 2016 2:11

I think that's cute as hell!

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