Work: Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste... - FML

By themanontheright - 01/03/2010 20:50 - United States

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML

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By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 16:23 - United States - Albany

Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By arknvl - 07/03/2013 18:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML

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By ex-employee - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML

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DELETE! DELETE!

By mako - 26/05/2017 02:00

Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML

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By kalamar5 - 25/05/2014 20:54 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I sent my boss a link to a website I thought would answer a simple question she'd asked. Turns out, yes, the site did answer her question, but it also had some very suggestive ads on it. Apparently I'm the only person in the office who uses adblock. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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f0rged 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:07

YDI

NGM_47 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:12

YDI for looking uo **** at work. Seriously, who does that!?

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qwerty4321 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:14

**** at work? seriously? why?

darkmis1 17

Monday 29 March 2010 23:27

Psh! He probably liked it.

xx_iNvisibLe_xx 4

Monday 3 May 2010 7:29

that's what you get for watching **** at work, Smart One.

My2864 1

Thursday 1 July 2010 10:59

i dont get why people watch **** at work i mean cmon controll yourself till youre home

TheODBkid 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 21:05

Lol!

teameminem 2

Tuesday 30 November 2010 15:11

YDI for looking at **** a work.

georgei 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 4:57

it's work you dumbass

RAUN 8

Saturday 12 November 2011 19:15

Why would you have copied the URL in the first place?

Poetologist 4

Sunday 30 September 2012 9:49

I don't get it. Who watches **** at work?! Wtf!

taslema 4

Sunday 16 December 2012 13:26

Gross u disorvite

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