Kids: Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts...

By nanall - 04/06/2012 07:19 - United States

Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

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You deserved it 14 544

By Normal - 13/12/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

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Head in the Clouds

By Anon - 08/02/2017 05:00 - Australia

Today, my 33-year-old brother told my 10-year-old daughter that clouds are made by factories blowing smoke. My daughter laughed at him and he got upset. He still believed my dad's lie from 25 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 672

Little shit

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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You deserved it 3 314

By Anon - 15/05/2015 13:58 - United States - Lakeville

Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML

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You deserved it 4 065

By thatoneperson - 17/02/2012 12:43 - United States

Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Crawley

Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

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You deserved it 6 454

Witches Brew

By Hellassi - 09/07/2021 00:01

Today, my stepmom burned all my Harry Potter stuff. Apparently, Harry Potter is the "Devil’s plan to corrupt good Christian children" and "That shit is make believe anyway." What did my dad ever see in this evil witch? FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 06:42 - Canada - Regina

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

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You deserved it 7 065

By frustrated - 05/08/2009 20:30 - Ireland

Today, my brother deleted all traces of the novel I've been working on for three years from my laptop. The reason? When I was born I "stole all of Mum and Dad's attention." He's 24. FML

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Zoranius 6

Monday 4 June 2012 15:48

Well, the dementors are going to take your brother to Azkaban now because he told you.. And i'll gladly come with him!

SandiRainbowFish 20

Monday 4 June 2012 15:49

Of Hogwarts is real... You didn't get your acceptance letter? Poor Muggle :,(

Comments

charlack 0

Monday 4 June 2012 22:28

You need to get out of that household !

283leis 8

Monday 4 June 2012 22:28

Hogwarts IS real! Believe in magic you muggle!

GraceyGirl523 9

Monday 4 June 2012 22:49

I agree with your brother. Muggle.

brohamas16 7

Monday 4 June 2012 23:02

That'd be freaking ligit if it was actually real

lenamartinovic 13

Monday 4 June 2012 23:02

66- Objection! You can do it twice a year. Once in September and once in June.

disneydraeer 10

Monday 4 June 2012 23:23

I cried on my 11th birthday because I didn't get an acceptance letter......

LochnessaMonster 1

Monday 4 June 2012 23:40

That's like saying sparkling vampires are real...

Neex97 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:18

Hogwarts is a real place i no

soccer4117 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:21

Well if that's the case... Then the hunger games exist too O_o

P374RD3D 9

Tuesday 5 June 2012 10:34

I've never read the books, but from what I've heard, the hunger games actually seems possible

alyce35 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 0:28

gotta get back to hogwarts. gotta get back to school. gott get back to hogwarts. herebeveryone thinks im cool

Rainy_Dayz2012 0

Sunday 9 September 2012 1:17

Back to witches, and wizards and magical beasts! To goblins and ghosts and magical feasts. It's all that i love, and all that I need at Hogwarts! Hogwarts!