Intimacy: Today, marked the first day I saw my wife in months. After immediately... - FML

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By chef - 19/07/2016 18:33 - Canada - Leduc

Today, marked the first day I saw my wife in months. After immediately trying to get down to business I realize that she has her monthly friend and it was much too sore to do anything. Today also marked the last time we will see each other for another 3 months. FML

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 21 July 2016 15:28

According to the posting, that might be a little difficult. In general, however, your point is a reasonable one. A little one-sided perhaps so maybe the OP felt that was unfair to ask.

satandabs 10

Thursday 21 July 2016 23:31

You could've earned your red wings.

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Greycatsister 12

Thursday 21 July 2016 9:29

Why couldn't she at least have given you a *******, or a handjob? It's not quite as intimate as the real thing, but at least it would be a little bit intimate.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Thursday 21 July 2016 15:28

According to the posting, that might be a little difficult. In general, however, your point is a reasonable one. A little one-sided perhaps so maybe the OP felt that was unfair to ask.

satandabs 10

Thursday 21 July 2016 23:31

You could've earned your red wings.

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