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By Rainman123 - 22/07/2016 09:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, making love with my girlfriend, I decide to try a "long lasting" condom... Actually just ended up making my penis numb. So I tried again like 20 minutes later and it was great the second time!...Until my girlfriend got bored two minutes later because her vagina was completely numb. FML

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countryb_cth 38

Saturday 23 July 2016 9:35

You do realize out of the billions of people in the world this situation could happen to more than one person? Maybe next time think about that before calling someone a dipshit and making an ass out of yourself.

Tmlord 3

Saturday 23 July 2016 19:36

Yeah, this is stolen, and it wasn't even said correctly, he didn't say that he put it inside out so it made her numb...

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epicgamer 18

Saturday 23 July 2016 5:13

I saw this on youtube years ago. Be original for once dipshit.

countryb_cth 38

Saturday 23 July 2016 9:35

You do realize out of the billions of people in the world this situation could happen to more than one person? Maybe next time think about that before calling someone a dipshit and making an ass out of yourself.

Tmlord 3

Saturday 23 July 2016 19:36

Yeah, this is stolen, and it wasn't even said correctly, he didn't say that he put it inside out so it made her numb...

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