Love: Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation...

By snarly1 - 03/01/2012 08:14 - United States

Today, it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went home, in the mood for love. The food poisoning from the restaurant had a different idea. FML

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By padthaimeanoose - 19/07/2015 03:29 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I went on my first date in 6 months, to a Thai restaurant. We both got food poisoning and spent the entire evening alternately running to the bathroom while pretending that we were fine. FML

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By anonymoose - 30/05/2013 00:39 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

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Romance is dead

By cuteloser - 04/10/2014 13:57 - Australia

Today, I thought I would be cute for my one year anniversary with my girlfriend, so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML

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Love is…

By manderz? - 03/08/2016 00:18 - United States - Beach Haven

Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By Ciabatta - 20/11/2008 11:10 - France

Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By babybambi - 29/12/2018 02:00

Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML

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Happy… where d'he go?

By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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Mr25_fml 14

Tuesday 3 January 2012 15:47

damn salmonella

22jrdn55 15

Tuesday 3 January 2012 16:30

Just give up, they're going to thumb you down no matter what you do. OP, better luck next year.

Comments

Choonie 1

Tuesday 3 January 2012 21:00

Next time

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 3 January 2012 21:50

Did you try the chowder?

wittygirl 8

Tuesday 3 January 2012 22:36

Hey look at it this way you can both share the porcelain bowl together :)

aissie 2

Tuesday 3 January 2012 23:52

Amen to that. But I called their corp office and that's what they told me. Maybe variation by state?

NullPointer 20

Tuesday 3 January 2012 23:55

Simple, get a time machine and poison the food on your original date.

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:28

Did U scat on the 1st date? Damn! U phreaky!

sarahlh_23 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:43

Impossible, it takes 18 hours for food poisoning to set in!

hammie5150 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 4:07

Food poisoning doesn't hit that fast!

LilliPage 17

Wednesday 4 January 2012 9:53

Actually, the most common types of food poisoning do hit within a few hours, and you don't know how long it took them to get home after eating the food. Maybe they went to a movie.