Health: Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place...

By FattyMcFatterson - 24/06/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML

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amy397123 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:27

Go for a run, imagine what might fall out of your fat :D

maggy_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:24

that's sad

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imbored104 6

Friday 19 August 2011 8:29

this made my day go from awesome to fucktastic! :)

jagrulz555 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 7:29

Damn!!!! I only got a nickle. (and you think im kidding.)

Shellster 10

Friday 26 August 2011 20:49

The illustration made this FML that much better

awsomegurl14 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 9:22

Someone needs lypo ...

NeonBubblez 6

Sunday 11 September 2011 7:09

It's a *she..*

DestinyRights 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 18:56

The illustration somehow makes me wanna get some fat rolls... 0.o

PuNkGiRl2231 13

Monday 10 October 2011 16:06

Epic win illustration! XD

Lawl97 4

Monday 7 November 2011 5:43

last nights pay?

mariebiscut1242 11

Sunday 27 November 2011 12:58

Search a bit deeper and maybe you'll find some better money!

upmybass 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 14:34

Next time your a little short for change at the store. Just start jumping around till you get the right amount. XD

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Today, my grandmother - who has been a heavy smoker for almost forty years, and does not believe in the dangers of smoking - was diagnosed with COPD. Also, I'm now at a greater risk of developing COPD because of her (and my parents, who also smoke). FML

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Today, I got a call from my bank, saying that the cheque I deposited in my account bounced and my account is now -$2900. The cheque was from a work-at-home company, who asked me to deposit the cheque, then send them some of the money through Cash App to buy office supplies. They won’t answer their e-mails. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML

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Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML

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Today, I went to the doctor for a sore throat. The doctor wasn't wearing any shoes. He said that he doesn't believe in pharmaceuticals and that it's 'all about vitamins', and he gave me a flyer for a vitamin mail order company. Then he showed me photos of his holidays. FML

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Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML

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