Intimacy: Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 15:35 - Romania

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Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML

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By fstfckd - 07/06/2014 19:16 - United States

Today, at college, I was frantically trying to finish an essay on gay rights that was due less than an hour later. In the end I failed, because the college internet filters kept classifying every single page containing the information I needed as "sex", and blocked it all. FML

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By Bonngoo - 17/11/2016 18:17 - United States

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Today, at school, we were supposed to say something that we are thankful for. When I was about to speak, one of the girls at my table said, "It's okay, you can say PornHub." FML

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By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

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Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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By failout - 05/03/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML

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By fucked up dad - 11/07/2013 19:50 - Romania - Bucharest

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Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 08:24 - United States

Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 20:00

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Today, I was half paying attention to a text message conversation with someone about how addicted we both were to social media. It's wasn't until deep into the conversation that I realized we were actually talking about porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 05:15

Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 17:24 - United States - Newnan

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Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML

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By Oh No... - 05/07/2019 16:00

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Today, my girlfriend filmed a video about violence in sexual relationships for a class. I expected a monologue kind of thing. She then told me it was an example video of an encounter with a male classmate. She showed me. It’s pretty much porn. FML

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lifeisprettygood 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:53

that's awesome! gay **** is far superior to straight **** anyways. have you seen straight **** actors? there's a reason gay **** actors get paid more than other **** actors.

VladAlex 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:57

lol sounds like a fun class

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angrynegro7 16

Sunday 21 November 2010 3:57

What's next, a **** and chicken party?

midnightsdawn13 4

Thursday 25 November 2010 0:17

Dude, I'd pay to be in that class.

midnightsdawn13 4

Thursday 25 November 2010 0:20

We ended up talking about me teacher's preference in bra styles and men/women. She's 44. Figure that.

CrySacre 8

Sunday 15 January 2012 20:54

^ Now THAT sucks. How did you guys end up talking about your teacher's preference in bra styles o.O?

ejsanchez1986 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 13:42

I don't understand what's so bad about this.

sin211 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:39

HOW IS THIS AN 'FML' ?! WHO APPROVES THIS SHIT?!

texas254boy 0

Monday 28 March 2011 4:40

I love gay **** Been in it for YEARS JONATHON JOY i wish my schools talked about it lol.

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Saturday 3 December 2011 6:37

******

fuzzybear14 0

Monday 23 January 2012 4:20

so? thats life...

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 24 September 2015 20:06

Sounds fun.

iam2fat4u 15

Tuesday 22 March 2016 23:53

Talk about God next time

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