Miscellaneous: Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system....

By kal - 28/02/2012 21:03 - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 20:14 - United States - Champlin

Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By owwthatfarts - 27/01/2017 11:53 - United States - Worcester

Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 21:56 - United States

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

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By not Sesame Street! - 28/10/2023 20:00

Today, I still get irrationally angry and distracted when my teacher refers to bodily functions as “poop, pee, number 1 & 2, etc.” and calls things icky. I’m literally in nursing school with an instructor who talks like Elmo. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 01:31 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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By homo fuckofftus - 22/05/2015 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML

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By biggmouth - 26/03/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

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By qourt - 14/02/2019 15:34 - United States

Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML

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Wednesday 29 February 2012 9:31

******!

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Wednesday 29 February 2012 9:33

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john1234595 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 16:40

It's going to happen eventually so grow a pair and deal with it.

Elizabeth198 1

Wednesday 29 February 2012 16:41

Same here!! Except we had to talk about it and then watch "The miracle of life" I hate that stuff!!!

SongzQueen2011 1

Wednesday 29 February 2012 16:50

Omg! Grow up!!

fiz1kaL 6

Wednesday 29 February 2012 16:58

The miracle of life. Wow... Nobody heard of a razor in that movie, huh. I'm fair warning, I'm 24 and still giggle everytime I hear the word penis. Its not goin to get better. Just don't tell people your little secret

PenFifteen_fml 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:05

My teacher would always say penis and vaginal like it's no deal. Then the vice principle walked in...

maxwells_hammer 5

Wednesday 29 February 2012 18:09

This sounds like the start to a porno. Also your name is perfect for this FML haha :]

codyc1996 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:05

I bet your favorite game to play is the PENIS game!!!

drawmyhearton_fml 3

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:33

I don't mind the words, but I do kinda mind photos and videos (I find genitals to be ugly to look at) And the morons at back of the classroom who keeps giggling. -_- penis, What an hilarious word!

akiahara 14

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:36

I'll join the chorus of "grow ups". It's not like the words are the problem, its that you're uncomfortable with talking about something important. Even if you're not an adult, act like one.

Reddlace 2

Wednesday 29 February 2012 17:37

Seriously, penis and ****** bother you? How the hell do you think you came in being? Or were to twitching too much to find out? Bah my 5 year old can say both without freaking, so should you.