Health Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts...

kiriakousauce21 - 15/02/2010 07:44 - France

Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML

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Liz - 08/07/2019 00:00

Today, I woke up, and I could see perfectly. Somehow, during the night, my eyes magically became 20/20. I was overjoyed, until I realized I'd fallen asleep with my glasses on. My eyes are still trash, and I want to cry. FML

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anon - 20/06/2014 05:06 - United States - Kennett

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML

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monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

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idiot - 04/01/2013 10:13 - Sweden

Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML

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l0stnwundrland - 24/01/2011 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every time I wear my glasses I become nauseous, get migraines, and have that "fish-eye view" where everything is rounded. Turns out they placed my lenses on the wrong sides. FML

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farmakakis - 21/12/2009 06:25 - Australia

Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML

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KBO - 08/06/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML

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Kyle - 10/05/2011 10:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

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blinded - 11/02/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML

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chrono64 - - United States

Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML

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pahiina20 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:37

That's really bad for your eyes.

jessxoxo28 5

Monday 15 February 2010 16:38

lmao, doesnt it suck to wake up to reality?

ray72 2

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:28

this has happened to me. its really disappointing.

oelfke 5

Monday 16 May 2011 4:51

can we say dumb ass

regeli 0

Monday 6 June 2011 8:39

I've had the same problem.

Cliss 0

Monday 20 June 2011 6:26

I've done that two.... The world is a bitch isn't it

VeraJK 16

Thursday 7 July 2011 7:00

That happened to me once.... but with glasses.

countrygirl987 0

Friday 29 July 2011 21:54

bhahah I've done that! lol

Country29 16

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:56

I hate it when that happens! The first time I was like 'woaahhhhh! Miracle!' And then I remembered

fatcow282 8

Sunday 30 September 2012 2:53

I know this might sound a little crazy for some so i am asking a little respect but try praying. As a christian i know my God heals. Dnt believe me try it?