Miscellaneous Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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Anonymous - 21/11/2020 02:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML

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H05T1L3 - 04/06/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, "Thank goodness it's the weekend!" I then realized it's Friday and I missed my final. FML

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Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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better late than never - 08/05/2015 21:32

Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML

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RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

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The grind

Gunaditya - 26/09/2021 23:00

Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML

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Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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Use the military clock!

Jeremy - 17/01/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I set my alarm to wake up early for work. It turns out I set it for PM instead of AM. I woke up to my boss calling me, asking if I was still alive. FML

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jamiecakes 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:39

ugh that happens to me like every week.

cthulhu_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 5:38

O_O That happened to me too just a couple of days ago! What're the chances?

Ryex0bread0x 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:04

Wow no duh you retard!

love4all4 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 19:44

I hate mondays

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Friday 5 June 2009 5:01

I hate Mondays too

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Saturday 6 June 2009 20:17

i think i can imagine how you feel. possibly the best fml ever.

Iwuvsu0_o 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 6:36

Omg same thing happened 2 me!!!! weird!!

foshizdanizLA 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 7:10

dipshit. it happens to eveevryone

armandoX113 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:46

ur a dumbass for not seeing the sarcasm

randomxtremely 0

Monday 15 June 2009 6:03

I hate mondays~

rocker8877 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:40

That happened to me today also ;-(

1234512345cj 0

Friday 19 June 2009 6:22

Same here I cried last time that happed

cmac86 23

Thursday 25 June 2009 10:14

oh man at least you didn't wake up on a Saturday. that would have killed you.

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Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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Today, I moved into my new flat only to notice it's right across from a frequently used railway line. FML

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Today, my mother yet again went on a long rant about how much of a loser I am as I have "never had boyfriend" and I'm 26. Truth is, I've been in the same relationship for over five years but it "doesn't count because he's black." FML

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Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

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Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML

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Today, my mom yelled at me because I didn't hear to her calls while I was listening to music. She told me she wouldn't trust me again, that I'm worthless. When I began crying, she told me that I was psychologically manipulate her. It's been like this all the time lately. I can't wait to move out. FML

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