By 'Earmeout! - 28/04/2017 12:04

Today, I went to the hairdressers for a quick cut and wash. I didn't expect my ear to be included in it. FML
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Pixiewolfe 46

Wow my life really sucks with two FMLs published in a month. Luckily she did not actually cut any part of the ear off. It was painful and bleeding a lot but I'm no van Gogh look a like.

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Glowworm56 26

So they gave you the Van Gogh look, am I right?

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yourwifelovesme 25

Took the phrase "just a little off the top" a bit too literally lol

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HalfLit 17

Well let's see I'm inclined to say YDI just because you said "a quick cut", so I'm wondering if you were rushing the hair dresser? Don't rush people with sharp objects.

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foxesntea 22

A quick cut probably just means a trim, those should go by pretty quickly.

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UOFreak07 8

Lawsuit=big money

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RosesThorn17 7

This reminds me way too much of the time I got my dangly earring caught and it ripped out of my ear. It hurt like hell, I feel you op. :(

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HEnRyEdwardsIII 15

hope they offered you some Q-tips

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