Health: Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered...

By sillygoose - 14/12/2009 03:53 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML

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crumsnatcha 4

Monday 14 December 2009 9:27

This is only a FML if you ate it afterward.

senorcristian 0

Monday 14 December 2009 9:39

Your doctor: 'I don't get paid enough for this'.

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Spike_The_Vamp 5

Wednesday 28 July 2010 7:30

that happened to me when i was like 7. apparently i layed on a piece of purple gum or something and my mom totally freaked out and took me to the hospital and the doctor just scraped it off with his nail.

heeyoh386 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 20:36

perhaps he got caught out in the rain... the chocolate rain

cookie45man 0

Friday 6 August 2010 21:01

wow thats realy ef'd up

lindseytaylor201 0

Friday 13 August 2010 5:50

wow.

Anonny125 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 9:56

You are officially the only person older than 10 that I know with a record of getting food in strange places.

ArtemisFox 1

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:11

You know people, a lot of these FMLs are made up. Stop being so rude!

Kua_Mei 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 23:57

I love the chart in the background with different levels of pain.

magicstar 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 5:23

why was chocolate on ur back anyways???

Scorch117 0

Friday 28 January 2011 3:39

When was the last time you showered?

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 10 March 2011 2:49

Chocolate is a code word for dookie!

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